Damn. I really need to think before I open my mouth.
Keep your hands off of my stuff and we will be fine.
And then Jack chopped down what was the world’s last beanstalk, adding murder and ecological terrorism to the theft, enticement and trespass charges already mentioned, and all the giant’s children didn’t have a daddy any more. But he got away with it and lived happily ever after without so much as a guilty twinge about what he had done. Which proves that you can be excused just about anything if you’re a hero, because no-one asks inconvenient questions.
Just by looking at him I can see that Channing Tatum has no brain whatsoever.
It sucks when you lose someone’s friendship over something stupid. But if that friendship ended on something trivial and stupid that neither of you could get over, then you really weren’t meant to be true friends. And that’s all for the best.
“I live off of water, sunshine and mascara ONLY!”
